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Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background.
Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair
Military Rank: Goon
Speaking Style: Eight drinks in
Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho
Tattoos: A small heart on his ankle and absolutely nothing else
Favorite War Crime: Making captives play Russian roulette
Perfect Date: Unconscious
Biggest Pet Peeve: Consent
Greatest Achievement: Able to live with what he’s done